Saturday, December 12, 2015

When Your Not Sure What To Do

When You're Not Sure What To Do

1) Look at people in the eye

2) People passing.... answer: stare

3) People your talking to... do not stare

4) Always accept food that has been offered.

- Don't want it? Answer: take a small piece declare yummy and that you're full

-Want it? Answer: Declare yummy but you'd feel bad taking their food.

- Indifferent? Answer: a) Don't comment b) play dead c) run away

- Either would be fine? Answer: Wait until the other person is already done before asking.

- Starving? Answer: Hit them over the head, run away and laugh while you eat.

- Your thirsty? Answer: Start making slurping noises while staring at their food.

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